The Most Famous Oval in the World

I got to go to the INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY for the Allstate 400 at the Brickyard. 400,000 NASCAR fans couldn't be wrong. Luckily we had a police escort.
And they brought beer.

Guns

Gun Scare Prank

Reading Glasses

I bought some $9.99 reading glasses at the grocery store tonight. They are only +1.00 magnification but I think they might help for close up viewing. I know they are not tremendously fashionable. What do you want for ten bucks? Armani?

Diced Ham Smoothie

All the protein and none of the pesky fruits & vegetables! Delicious.

This may explain...

...the amount of shootings here. This is an actual local commercial. Indeed.

Biscuit @ Work

This is from early this AM. Caught on the local news.

Andy Dick Arrested - Surprised?

Comedian and actor Andy Dick was arrested today on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery after police were called to a disturbance outside a restaurant in Murrieta.

Police said they arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at about 1:15 a.m. after receiving reports of an intoxicated man urinating outside. They stopped a truck that was leaving the scene and Dick was in the front seat.

According to Murrieta Police Lt. Dennis Vrooman, a 17-year-old girl said 42-year-old Dick had left the restaurant, walked up to her and pulled down her tank top, exposing her breasts. His friends escorted him to the truck, which was then stopped by police near a Sam's Club store.

Officers lined up the men in the truck along a curb, and the alleged victim and another witness picked out Dick as the assailant.

Vrooman said Dick was "extremely intoxicated" and that police found marijuana and antianxiety Xanax medication in his pockets.

He was booked into the Southwest Detention Center on $5,000 bail.
Andy's mugshot reminded me of another celebrity mugshot. They look related.